We Have A New Demon Cat

I have a new demon cat named Harley. She's a girl and if you walk by her when she's hiding, she'll climb up your leg. She is now two years and 3 months and we got her when she was 11 months old. The poor kitty was almost hit by a car why'll we were shopping and we picked her up and went into Petsmart and got her a food bowl, some treats, and some kitty toys. We got her home and my father said "No more cats or any animals for that matter." and we looked for a home for her and then one day my dad called me into his office and said "We found Harley a home... and it's here!" and I was so excited and we kept her but that's not the end. Ever since then she is a PAIN!!!!! She get's in the dishwasher when were trying to load it, she bites and scratches you to get you to play, she jumps out and attacks you and my dad thinks she's trying to kill him because she trips him. We still love her, just not all the time! :) That's my story. Hope you liked it. :)

The bulldog and his obsession for his big Pink Ball!

By: Drew E. Ellison

So I have a bulldog named Rodney and he is so neurotic! Don't get me started, anyway, he has this ball that he loves and it' about a foot wide and long so he can't get his mouth around it so we call him Soccer Dog! ( Well I do) and it's all so funny because I have a tether ball pole in my back yard and he chases it. Any way back to the big round ball, every time we bounce it he bounces with it. I have no Idea why he dose it. I think he's just a retard. ROTFL!!!! Any way that's my story. Hope you liked it.