We Have A New Demon Cat

I have a new demon cat named Harley. She's a girl and if you walk by her when she's hiding, she'll climb up your leg. She is now two years and 3 months and we got her when she was 11 months old. The poor kitty was almost hit by a car why'll we were shopping and we picked her up and went into Petsmart and got her a food bowl, some treats, and some kitty toys. We got her home and my father said "No more cats or any animals for that matter." and we looked for a home for her and then one day my dad called me into his office and said "We found Harley a home... and it's here!" and I was so excited and we kept her but that's not the end. Ever since then she is a PAIN!!!!! She get's in the dishwasher when were trying to load it, she bites and scratches you to get you to play, she jumps out and attacks you and my dad thinks she's trying to kill him because she trips him. We still love her, just not all the time! :) That's my story. Hope you liked it. :)